Post by Vors Nymphkilla on Aug 4, 2009 15:12:15 GMT -5
HEY,Do you wanna feel SO HEROIC? Try DAGORHIR.
A sport for people who need GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF FANTASY!!
With awesome weapons made with FOAM, foam and cores.
It’s like using real weapons but YOU DON’T REALLY DIE!!
Sound the alarms, you’re gonna be TOO HARDCORE for normal sports.
What’s that? You want longswords? Well how about REDSWORDS!
Made longer than blue weapons, REALLY LONG WEAPONS!
Swords AHHHHH. You’ll be good with them.
It’s a sport for fans of history, HISPORTY.
This ain’t you’re dad’s sport, this is a contact sport, COLLISION SPORT!
Fantasy, History, Fantasy, History. Elves, Orcs, Humans, Werewolves.
MORE RACES THAN YOUR UNIT HAS ROOM FOR.
You’ll be having so much fun, the “Mundanes” will be like “Yooouuu’rrreee gaaaayyyy”
And we’ll be like “Come here and fight with us” cause they aren’t brave enough to COME HERE AND FIGHT WITH US!
You’ll make so many friends FRIENDS. AHHHH. Just meeting people ALL THE TIME.
Maethodoron, Aratari, Lothlorien, Isengard, Taurendor, Mordor, even the Militia.
The Militia eats BABIES. 400 BABIES.
Get those babies to learn Dagorhir and be good at FIGHTING.
Make them fight ABNORMALLY WELL.
They’ll fight as well as BLACKHAWK. People will see them fighting and think they’re BLACKHAWK.
Then they’ll have a fight against actual BLACKHAWK, but Dagorhir is all about the real BLACKHAWK.
So the babies will die and go resurrect in Valhalla.
Hey, go with the fun sport, don’t spend your time playing a wimpy sport.
“5 slashing damage with my magic fire sword”
Try DAGORHIR, the fighting sport that will make you AHH BATTLE AHHHH!!
A sport for people who need GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF FANTASY!!
With awesome weapons made with FOAM, foam and cores.
It’s like using real weapons but YOU DON’T REALLY DIE!!
Sound the alarms, you’re gonna be TOO HARDCORE for normal sports.
What’s that? You want longswords? Well how about REDSWORDS!
Made longer than blue weapons, REALLY LONG WEAPONS!
Swords AHHHHH. You’ll be good with them.
It’s a sport for fans of history, HISPORTY.
This ain’t you’re dad’s sport, this is a contact sport, COLLISION SPORT!
Fantasy, History, Fantasy, History. Elves, Orcs, Humans, Werewolves.
MORE RACES THAN YOUR UNIT HAS ROOM FOR.
You’ll be having so much fun, the “Mundanes” will be like “Yooouuu’rrreee gaaaayyyy”
And we’ll be like “Come here and fight with us” cause they aren’t brave enough to COME HERE AND FIGHT WITH US!
You’ll make so many friends FRIENDS. AHHHH. Just meeting people ALL THE TIME.
Maethodoron, Aratari, Lothlorien, Isengard, Taurendor, Mordor, even the Militia.
The Militia eats BABIES. 400 BABIES.
Get those babies to learn Dagorhir and be good at FIGHTING.
Make them fight ABNORMALLY WELL.
They’ll fight as well as BLACKHAWK. People will see them fighting and think they’re BLACKHAWK.
Then they’ll have a fight against actual BLACKHAWK, but Dagorhir is all about the real BLACKHAWK.
So the babies will die and go resurrect in Valhalla.
Hey, go with the fun sport, don’t spend your time playing a wimpy sport.
“5 slashing damage with my magic fire sword”
Try DAGORHIR, the fighting sport that will make you AHH BATTLE AHHHH!!
Silly Awry.
